and talks to him about a problem she is having.
"I have a terrible time with gas. Luckily, they are silent and scentless. In fact, I've farted several times while I've been here. While it isn't ruining my day to day living, it is terribly embarrassing."
The doctor thinks a minute and prescribes her some medicine. "This should help. Come back in a week."
She starts taking the medicine, and a week later she returns distraught.
"Doctor, the problem has gotten much worse! Now when I pass gas, it smells awful!"
"Okay. Now that we've cleared out your sinuses, we can take care of your hearing..."
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