A dim man looks at some horribly swollen red and rashy skin on his leg and says to his friend "This looks really bad. I need to find a skin Doctor but I can't read." His friend says "Ok i have this phonebook but I can't read either. I know it's derma or something like that." They find the doctor in the book and the man goes into the office. The doctor says "Wow this is new to me. I'll need to take a sample." The doctor cuts off a rather large piece of the man's flesh. The man screams in agony and says "Jesusmothershit how how much did you take?!" The doctor says "The normal 8oz cut." After the doctor's analysis the man decides he needs a second opinion as he is in alot of pain and bleeding. He goes to the Emergency Department and the nurse says "Oh my goodness what happened?" The man says "I had a skin issue and went to a doctor from the phonebook and he took a sample." The nurse asks "Well that's a steak sized cut. What did he say about the sample?" The man replies "He said it wasn't venison."
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