A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, something weird is happening to me. When I drive to work, if I'm going past a large pasture I begin to sing 'The Green Green Grass of Home' and if I happen to drive past a cat I burst into 'What's New Pussycat'!"
The doctor says, "You have Tom Jones Syndrome".
The guy says, "Is that a common disorder?"
The doctor says, "It's Not Unusual".
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