There's five people on a plane...
A doctor, a preacher, a lawyer, a young boy, an...
Doctor Jokes
Guy goes into a doctor's office...
...and says "Doc, I feel terrible. I can't eat,...
Doctor And Man - Joke
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
Th...
I took my new dog to a Veterinarian.
He went in Samoyed but came out Husky.
Did you hear the doctor's excuse when he botched the circumcision?
It was cockamamie
The jokes on you
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a termin...
Doctor Jokes
The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my ...
I hurt my foot the other day. My heel can't support any weight. But I haven't got to see a doctor yet.
I'm just tiptoeing around the issue.
A man wakes up from a nightmare in a cold sweat
He wakes his wife up to tell her about the drea...
A Mexican man is found unresponsive...
A Mexican man is found unresponsive on the road...
"operation"
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano aft...
Doctor And Patient - Joke
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a termin...
Doctor, I messed up.
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Fr...
A man goes to the doctor's office
Man: "Doctor it hurts when I do this!"*raises a...
"The Spoon"
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenev...
A Man Loses His Eye in a Fight
The first thing he says to his eye doctor is: "...
More dark humour
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the ne...
Guy goes to his psychotherapist wearing nothing but some transparent underpants
the doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts"
When my Grandad fell ill the doctor told us to rub olive oil into his back.
He went downhill very fast after that.
A patient in his hospital bed asks his doctor...
Patient: Doctor, how much time do I have left t...
Elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his...
I was sitting in the hospital canteen when the doctor came over looking all teary eyed...
"what's up, doctor?" I asked, before tucking in...
A moth goes into a podiatrist's office...
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the...
Old Aunt Mildred
Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who ...
Doctor Call A Man
The doctor says, "I have some good news and som...