The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
mug = cup The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to s
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