I was sitting in the hospital canteen when the doctor came over looking all teary eyed...

"what's up, doctor?" I asked, before tucking into my sandwich.

"I'm afraid your wife didn't make it." he said.

"I can tell." I replied. "This sandwich is gorgeous!"

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