...and says "Doc, I feel terrible. I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't think straight. What's wrong with me?
Doctor says, "Well sir, first thing's first, I'm going to need you to stop masturbating."
Guy says, "Why?"
Doc says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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