A man wakes up from a nightmare in a cold sweat

He wakes his wife up to tell her about the dream.

"Honey, i dreamt I was a wigwam."

"A wigwam?"

"Exactly! A wigwam!"

His wife is disinterested, because this appears not to be scary or a nightmare.

He tries to tell his friends about it, but they aren't interested either.

So he goes to see a psychologist.

"Doc, I had an awful nightmare that I was a wigwam"

"A wigwam you say?"

"Yeah, a wigwam!"

The doctor thinka for a moment and says "this is strange, but it's too early to tell. If anything happens again, come back."

A week goes by with no issue, but one night this man jerks awake in a cold sweat. He wakes his wife up again.

"It happened again. I had another nightmare. But this time i was a teepee!"

"A teepee?"

"Exactly! A teepee. I think this is serious."

Again, his wife shrugs it off and tells him to go back to bed. He's so shaken up he can't get back to sleep.

First thing in the morning, he makes another appointment with a psychologist.

"Doctor, it happened again. This time I dreamt I was a teepee!"

"So first you were a wigwam, and now you're a teepee?"

"That's precisely correct. What on earth is wrong with me?!"

The doctor folds his hands, perplexed. After a few minutes of silence, the psychologist looks at the man and says, "You're two tents."