What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the re...
Doctor Jokes
A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The doctor asks: "What's the problem?"
The wom...
Doctor Care to his patients.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a termin...
Doctor And patient - Joke
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whe...
A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you’ve only got three minutes to live."
The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Y...
Good news, The doctor says I'm health as a horse.
Bad news, she keeps using large farm animals to...
The Exam
After my recent prostate exam, which, I must sa...
TEN>NINE
Doctor:" I'm sorry but you suffer from a termin...
A woman comes to a doctor complaining about chronic pains.
The doctor performs an examination and says "Yo...
A good zinger that my friend carpenter used on a doctor
So this Dr hired my friend (who's a carpenter) ...
Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
"I'm afraid you have a broken arm."
Doctor: "I'm afraid you have a broken arm."
Pa...
Dying man goes to a doctor
Man: Give it to me straight doc how long do I h...
A Czech goes for an eye check up
The optician shows the letters on the board:
...
More 83 YO dad funnies.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement cen...
Yesterday my doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked, "Why is that, doc?"
He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."
MY KNUTS
My nuts hurt so bad. Doctor says I'll have to c...
The Shoebox
A man and woman had been married for more than ...
I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology.
I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twit...
If singer/actor Meat Loaf got sick and refused treatment...
the newspapers headline could be "Meat Loaf Ada...
A Doctor and A Chemist
A doctor and a chemist are chatting in a hospit...
An old woman's husband dies
She wants to kill herself but she can't find he...
"You aren't so good in bed either!"
“A doctor and his wife were having a big argume...
"Silent farts that don't stink..."
An old woman visits the doctor for a routine ch...
Doctor Doctor! I'm turning invisible!
Yes.. I can see your not all there..