Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Blonde Trying to Eat


One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office ...

A Jewish mother is walking down the street


A Jewish mother is walking down the street wit...

Court transcripts


Q. Ms, were you cited in the accident?
A. Yes...

PARTING WORDS


Three buddies are sitting around talking one d...

Phunny Puns


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, bu...

What's in a word?


A man walked in to his physician's office, and...

Accountant Bashing


Accountants What's the definition of an accoun...

Did I say...


An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a chec...

El m�dico a su paciente:


El m�dico a su paciente:


"Bueno, amigo, lame...

Est� un se�or con su


Est� un se�or con su doctor, que es el mismo d...

Optometrist


Harry goes to see his optometrist.


The docto...

Career Path -- or In my footsteps?


An acquaintance of mine who is a physician tol...

Hillary's pregnant


Hillary Clinton starts to feel ill in the morn...

Ethnic


Did you hear about the pommy taxidermist who w...

1. �Crees en el amor


1. �Crees en el amor a primera vista o tengo q...

It Hurts!


A man goes to the doctor and says: "It hurts w...

Old Lady With Gas


This old lady went to a doctor's office and to...

Una pareja llega con el


Una pareja llega con el ginec�logo:


"Doctor,...

Un hombre estaba obsesionado con


Un hombre estaba obsesionado con los senos fem...

Word Association


A guy goes to see a psychiatrist.He says, "Doc...

Way bhind


"A British doctor says 'Medicine in my country...

Globalization


What is the truest definition of Globalization...

Adult Resignation


I am hereby officially tendering my resignatio...

Timberland


A rich lady from California, who was a tree hu...

Eyes shut


A man goes into a bar and asks the barmaid for...