Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Miracle Toddler Diet! Guaranteed Results


People are always on the lookout for a new die...

REAL Doc Vs. Attorny case


Attorney: So, doctor, you determined that a gu...

Test Papers


These are from test papers and essays submitte...

On Dying and drinking


An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor af...

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who...


The doctor looked benignly at the woman who ha...

Checkup


A lady goes to the gynaecologist for an exam.W...

The Blue Eye


One day, a man had an accident at work, which ...

Doctors visit


DOCTOR: Don't worry you'll live to be eighty. ...

Second Opinion


Patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor...

The Shooting


An old lady's husband had just died and she fe...

Dentist office


The Lambert's were shown into the dentist's of...

Leave a Specimen


This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old wom...

New Born Redneck


In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's w...

Broken Finger


A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touch...

Bush BM


President george w. bush is hit by a strong ca...

What should I do then?


Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temper...

Application to date my daughter


NOTE: This application will be incomplete and ...

MORE AMAZINGLY REAL EXTRACTS FROM AMERICAN COURTRO


1"Are you married? "
"No, I'm divorced."
"An...

I want to lose some weight


A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weig...

People are ignoring me


A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient...

How Many Times Have You Cheated?


A wealthy business man and his wife are lookin...

Stomach Problems


A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his...

Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes


Picasso's mistress was losing her eyesight so ...

Talking baby


A baby was born that was so advanced that he c...

Lose A What?


A woman was not feeling well, so she visited h...