Harry goes to see his optometrist.
The doctor says, Harry, you have to stop masturbating.
Harry asks, Why? Am I going blind?
The doctor says, No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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