Three buddies are sitting around talking one day when they begin to discuss
what they would like their friends and families to say about them as they're
laying in their caskets at their funerals.
The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor
of my time, and a great family man."
The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and
school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say... LOOK!! HE'S MOVING!!!"
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