Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Second Opinion


A doctor and his wife were having a big argume...

The Prom


Three men were doing they're normal "I can top...

Labor Pains


Once a woman was in labor; she was having a re...

Good News / Bad News


The doctor looked benignly at the woman who ha...

No Refills


A distraught patient phoned her doctor's offic...

Cure A Cold


A man went to see his doctor because he was su...

Bill and Hillary...


Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes ...

Middle Management Fitness


A middle management executive has to take on s...

Un d�a un tipo se


Un d�a un tipo se despert� y not� que le hab�a...

Second Opinion


A Doctor and his wife were having a heated arg...

Crazy Man


A man thinks he's crazy so he decides to go to...

Un se�or de 80 a�os


Un se�or de 80 a�os llega al m�dico para un ch...

Population Control


A population control program had been introduc...

Flood


A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old...

Memory test


Three old men are at the doctor for a memory t...

Choice of Lubricants


Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some ti...

Counting some sheep


An accountant is having a hard time sleeping a...

How Deaf?


A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I...

Dont trust vet's


there was a man who walked into the vet's offi...

Blonde on a Diet


A blonde was terribly overweight, so her docto...

Worried Dad


After his wife gave birth, the panicked Japane...

Coin Swallowing


Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, ...

I Wanna Be A Commie


A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After ...

In the beginning...


When the new patient was settled comfortably o...

Blonde Suicide


A blonde walks into a doctors office with a gu...