Hillary Clinton starts to feel ill in the morning, so she goes
to the doctor. The doctor tells her that nothing is wrong with
her, she is just pregnant. She runs to the nearest phone to call
Bill. She says, "Honey, I have some bad news. I'm pregnant."
Bill then asks, "Who is this again?"
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