A man goes into a bar and asks the barmaid for a drink. The barmaid gives him the drink. Bofore he drank it, he shut his eyes. The barmaid noticed this and looked confussed so she went up to the man and said "ive noticed you shut your eyes before drinking" and the man says "yes...my doctor told me NEVER to look at another drink again.
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