A prostitute goes to the doctor...
...and the doctor says “You are pregnant. Do yo...
Doctor Jokes
one man six horses.
a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses ...
A painter got a call...
from the gallery that was showing his work. The...
A young teenaged girl has her first trip to the gynecologist...
She gets taken to the examination room and the ...
Two chemists rush late to a conference
... however, nature calls for the younger chemi...
A man is getting a prostate exam...
During the exam, the man asks the doctor, "Is t...
A guy goes to a doctor
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I don...
A man goes to the doctor and says,
"Doc, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out o...
A man goes to the doctor
And tells him he that every time he and his wif...
At the Doctor
A man is at the doctor for his physical.
The d...
A joke my Cousin told to me when I was 5, that I rewrote one day. The Rabi and the Trids (WARNING: LONG)
This is the story of a Rabbi named Steven. Stev...
Do you know a good veterinarian?
Got asked this by a friend the other day.
Hey,...
The fat skinny guy
There is a guy who is really over weight, he tr...
A man goes to the doctor...
... and he says, "Doc, I'm not sure what's wron...
A blonde goes to her gynecologist...
A blonde goes to her gynecologist and tells t...
Another set of Jewish mom jokes
Seeing how my first post had a ~~huuuuge~~ kind...
at the proctologist
I was at the doctor, getting the digital rectal...
Two different doctors
Two patients limp into two different medical cl...
A couple in their 80's
A couple in their 80's were having problems rem...
A young potato's night out
A young bachelor potato decides he wants a nigh...
So a woman walks out of a doctor's office
and she stops at the door, looks back at the do...
A list of hilarious ambiguous headlines
All of these are from http://www.fun-with-words...
Doctor says I need to see a chiropractor for my back pain...
I said "Are you nuts? I don't have time to go t...
A fantastic joke from local English comedian Tony Wallace
A man rings his gran and asks how her doctor's ...