I WANT TO LIVE!
Patient:"Docter, I have only 30 seconds to live...
Doctor Jokes
Ill
A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the ...
MY Favorite blonde joke
A blonde goes into a doctor and asks for help w...
A kid won't stop tearing up paper
A kid won't stop tearing up paper, so his paren...
Chinese herbologist
A man with an embarrassing condition walks into...
Tom Jones Syndrome
A woman goes to a doctor's office to get result...
Too Shy!!!
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed...
Gujarati needs plastic surgery
One gujarati 'fell down the stairs' and broke h...
A man takes his sick wife to a doctor..
The doctor after making initial observations, s...
So I'm sitting in the exam room at my doctor's office...
I'm waiting and waiting. For nearly 20 minutes ...
I recently went to my doctor for a physical...
Doctor: "Everything looks fine but you need to ...
Why did the doctor kick his patients?
He was trying to heel them.
A guy walks into work...
And both ears are bandaged.
The boss says, "Wha...
So a moth goes into a podiatrist's office..
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the...
I went to the doctors today
told him "I've got a problem, every time I fini...
How do you break concrete in Doctor Who?
With a Captain Jackhammer.
My trip to the doctor's office...
So I scheduled my appointment online with a doc...
So this guy is having terrible headaches...
So he goes to the doctor to determine what is w...
Guy walks into a taxidermists...
Guy walks into a taxidermists with two cardboar...
A doctor, a businessman, and a pre-school teacher...
A doctor, a businessman, and a pre-school teach...
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
Couple in their nineties are both having proble...
Leather Worker
There is a doctor who has collected foreskins t...
Senior Driver
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was...
A Twisted Tale
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his...
My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood...
...because she was a taxidermist.