There is a guy who is really over weight, he tries everything to loose weight but it just won't budge. So he goes to his doctor and says "Doc, I want to loose weight but nothing works!" and his doctor says "Don't worry I have these pills that will sort you right out, just take a pill once every four days"
When the fat man gets home he forgets how often he is supposed to take the pills so he decides he is going to take 4 pills 4 times per day.
A week passes and the fat man loose all his extra weight, but because he had to many pills it didn't leave time for the skin to shrink with the body so he has all this excess skin so he decides to go back to the doctor.
When he gets to the doctor the doctor tells him to go home and pull himself through his skin and tie the excess up at the top and wear a hat.
The man comes back the next day to tell the doctor of his success and the doctor says "That's fantastic! But what is the dot on your forehead?" and the man says "That's my Belly Button, do you like my tie?"
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