At the Doctor

A man is at the doctor for his physical.
The doctor says, "Alright, just pull down your pants so I can have a look."
The man does as instructed.
The doctor says, "You should stop masturbating."
The man ask's, "Why?"
The doctor replies, "So I can start the exam."

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