Seeing how my first post had a ~~huuuuge~~ kinda moderate success, here's another set.
Because it seems americains are not aware of the jewish mom stereotype, here is a rough translation of the French Wiki :
> The typical traits of the jewish mom include :
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> * An excessive pride of their son's achievements. They'll always say "My son, the doctor" or "My son, the lawyer"
> * In contrast, a jewish mother won't stop complaining if she estimates her son failed academically, financially, or worst, in his love life. The only thing that's worse than a jewish mother is a jewish mother in law.
> * She will mother her child until adulthood and beyond. A jew whose mom is alive will always be a 15 year old.
> * Her principles are education rules.
> * She always worries about her kids, exagerating the "dangers"
> * She promotes obedience and submission of her children.
> * She uses guilt to manipulate her children.
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A jewish mom calls the airport and says : "Hello, what time does my son's plane land?"
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A jewish mom confides to a friend :
* My son had two failed marriages. His first wife left him.
* What about the second?
* Event worst, she stayed!
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A jewish mom offers her son two shirts for his birthday. The first time she sees him wearing one, she says :
* I knew you wouldn't like the other.
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What's the difference between a jewish mom and a terrorist?
You can negociate with a terrorist.
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A jewish mom has tumultuous relations with her son and ends up getting him to a psychologist.
* I'm sorry to tell you, but your son suffers from an Oedipus complex.
* You know what, it's alright, as long as he love me.
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Two jew moms are talking :
* How are you?
* Terrible, my daughter in law told my son she'll leave him if I keep on making remarks.
* That's terrible!
* Yes, I will miss her a lot...
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