A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. I woke up this morning, and found a piece of lettuce sticking out of my ass."
The doctor instructs him to drop his trousers, and then examines him.
The man asks, "Is it serious, doc?"
The doctor replies, "I hate to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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