So I scheduled my appointment online with a doctor. I showed up, paid my copay and everything went well. The Nurse started to take my vitals, then said to me, we need to hurry up and get you seen by the doctor. I asked why were we in such a hurry.
She said, you are a fully grown man, and when you scheduled your appointment with the doctor, you selected a pediatrician. I said, why does that mean we need to hurry, do you think he will take me? She said, I don't know, but if he will, you need to hurry, because he has always had very little patients.
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