A kid won't stop tearing up paper, so his parents take him to various doctors to make him stop, to no avail. Finally the parents take him to the most expensive doctor there is. He examines the child, interviews the parents and sits down again with the kid.
The doctor says "You know, if you stopped tearing paper, your parents would stop taking you to see doctors." The child is shocked, he turns to his parents and says "Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?"
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