A blonde goes into a doctor and asks for help with losing weight. The doctor figures she should make it simple for her so she tells her to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, eat normally for two days then skip a day, etc. The blonde says she would try it and she will come back in two weeks.
Two weeks later, the blonde shows up at the doctors's office and has lost ten pounds. The Doctor is suprised she lost so much weight and asks her how it went. The blonde says the first week was really tough.
The Doctor asks "was it the fasting?"
The blonde answers "no, it was the skipping"
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