This blonde goes to the pediatrician...
This blonde goes to the pediatrician because he...
Doctor Jokes
The boy born with no body
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. T...
A joke fit for Viking Fest
Ole was on his death bed. The doctor had told L...
The Goat and The Horse
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat.
...
Not a dadjoke - but he told it to me anyway...
A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and ord...
REALLY SICK!
There was a husband and a wife. The husband was...
At The Eye Doctor's
A woman went to her optometrist for an exam. Th...
A man goes into the doctor...
The doctor asks the man what his issue is.
Ma...
The restaurant patron with a compulsion
A man entered a restaurant and ordered some foo...
Achy breaky heart.
At the age of 98, Mildred was distraught to be ...
The first Jewish President is being sworn in
His mother is in the audience, she turns to the...
A man is lying in a hospital bed...
And the doctor walks up to him and says..." Alr...
One I wrote a while ago: Anti-Boasting Cream
Now I don't tell many jokes and definitely don'...
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had a terrible accident!
Doctor: The restrooms are down the hall on the ...
My girlfriend and I tried playing doctor...
She stayed over the weekend and I sent her a bi...
A man goes to a doctor for a check up.
The doctor asks him if he has any sexually tran...
I realized the reason why i don't have any patience.
Because I am not a doctor.
Prostate Exam
The worst part about getting a prostate exam is...
A priest asks a little girl what she knows about the resurrection
She says "I don't know much other than that if ...
Old Mr. Rosen goes to the Doctor
Doctor: Mr. Rosen, I don't know how to tell you...
Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...
Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian sl...
82 year old Mr. Morris
went to the doctors for a full physical examina...
I believe there was a request for white jokes?
A white man walks into a plastic surgeon's offi...
Guy at the doctor's office.....
(Doc)...... "Mr Smith I have both *good* and *b...
Doctor: Sir, I have two bad news for you
The first is that you have 48 hours before you ...