The Resurrection
While the priest was presenting a children's se...
Doctor Jokes
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?
"Now, this may be difficult to hear..."
Poor kid
Was reading the news this morning and saw an ar...
Old People And Nastiness
A very old couple wanted to have children, so t...
An Irish Mother's Letter
Dear Son,
Just a few lines to let you know tha...
Professional Jealousy
Doctor: You have a terrible viral attack. Why d...
A doctor tells his patient that unfortunately, his condition is terminal...
"Well, how long have I got doc?" asks the man. ...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"...
But the wife had to break it to me that it was ...
Check up
I went for a health check-up the other day, the...
Golf jokes today is it? Here's mine
A three-man group, a doctor, a priest, and an e...
A long day at the hospital
After a long day working at the hospital 3 doct...
A woman is golfing with some friends.
After sinking her first putt, she's on her way ...
A man visits a doctor...
He complains about chest pains. The doctor nods...
[request] Having a hard time remembering a joke. Please help.
A guy goes to a doctor. The punch line is said ...
Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?
Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for...
How can you know if somebody watches Doctor Who?
They'll make sure you know.
A woman wakes up in a hospital bed to find that she's been in a coma after a car accident.
She sees a doctor next to her and quickly asks,...
Stop laughing, we are all SENIORS !!!!
Three old guys are out walking.
First one say...
My Doctor Told Me I'd Have To Stop Masturbating . . .
I'm like, "What? I thought it was OK!"
He goes...
A man goes to his doctor
"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing W...
So a guy walks into the doctor's office with a celery stick in each ear and a carrot in each nose nostril...
He mumbles to the doctor "I think there's somet...
The Doctor and The Veterinarian
Two lifelong friends, a doctor and a vet, are i...
Man walks into a doctor's office
Doc: Sir, I'm afraid that you have a very serio...
What did the doctor say
When a fruit walked into his office that was fe...
Ever hear about the Latino doctor that collects inkwells?
Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician.