went to the doctors for a full physical examination.
A few weeks later, the doctor saw Mr. Morris walking down the road with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
'Hello Mr. Morris,' says the doctor, 'you're looking well and it looks like you're doing great!'
'Well, I got me a hot Mamma, and I'm being cheerful, just like you said doc.'
'I didn't say that! What I said was, "You have a heart murmor, be careful!" '
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