(Doc)...... "Mr Smith I have both *good* and *bad* news"
(Patient)... "Ok doc, gimme the *bad* news first"
(Doc) - "Well Mr. Smith, I'm afraid you have AIDS"
(Patient) - "Oh NO.....What's the *good* news doc?"
(Doc) - "Your cancer is eating it!!"
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