My wife said she had a doctor's appointment at 2:30.
I asked her if she was sure it wasn't a dentist...
Doctor Jokes
I'm kind of scared.
So, last week I swallowed an ice cube whole and...
The Happy Marriage
A man and woman had been married for more than ...
A lawyer and a doctor walk into a bar
They see a man suffocating and the doctor says ...
How much does a circumcision doctor make?
Probably just a tip
Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A Limerick
There once was a man from Port Crown
Who went ...
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]
A laborer, a craftsman, an artist, and a doctor.
The ancient adage says:
The laborer works with ...
The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all ...
A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head.
"What happened to you?" the doctor asks.
"I st...
A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor...
Doctor: "Your tonsils gotta come out."
Patient...
Childbirth: Special Delivery
A woman goes to a hospital with her husband to ...
Tom Jones' Disease
A Man goes to the Doctor and lays out his probl...
Ed and Tom's Butcher Shop
There were once two brothers, Ed and Tom. They ...
A doctor diagnosed me with...
... Paranoid Schizophrenia.
But he's just out t...
A priest is doing children's time during a service...
The priest asks the kids "Does anyone know what...
They say if your erection lasts...
They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hou...
A man waiting for a heart transplant...
... says "I only want the heart of a dead lawye...
Be wary of your bicycle . . .
My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) co...
Pregnant Wife-Dead Mailman
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. T...
Greek PhD
A doctor sees a patient in his clinic who neede...
"Tom Jones Syndrome"
A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's of...
I'll just apologise right now...
A man goes to the doctor. He says, "Doc, I thin...
A grade school teacher was asking students...
...what their parents did for a living.
Timmy ...