I believe there was a request for white jokes?

A white man walks into a plastic surgeon's office looking for a "downstairs replacement". He says to the surgeon, "Doc, I've been made fun of by women all my life for having a small member, so I want you to get me the biggest thing you have."

So the surgeon goes to his back room and returns with a suitcase filled with silicone specimens. As he opens it, he tells the man, "These are the specimens I most commonly model my implants after. Do you see anything you like?" The man answered, "Not exactly, I was hoping that I could get something a bit bigger than those." "Plenty more where that came from," replied the surgeon as he walked into his back room, and returned with another suitcase.

When he opened it, the man got a small smile on his face. "Those are pretty big, but do you have anything bigger?" "Of course I do," the doctor told him, "I'll be right back."

As he opened this next, larger suitcase, to reveal even larger specimens, the man's eyes widened. He looked over the options for a few moments before asking the doctor, "These are pretty great and all, some of the biggest I've ever seen, but I was really hoping for something even a bit larger...." The doctor agrees to show him his biggest specimens, but warns him that after this last case, they don't get any bigger.

When he returned from the back room, the surgeon opened this case to reveal the most enormous phallus the man had ever seen! He gets up and exclaimed, "Yes! That's exactly the size I wanted!" But after a few seconds, the doctor notices the man starting to look hesitant. "Is everything alright? Is it big enough to suit you?"

"Yes, yes, the size is excellent, but can I ask you a question?"

"Of course..."

"Well, don't get me wrong, I LOVE how big it is - it's even longer and girthier than I ever could've hoped...."

"Well what's the problem?"

"It's just...... well........ does it come in white?"