A husband gets news from his doctor that he is going to die in 24 hours. Devastated, he goes home to tell his wife. His wife lovingly promises to do anything he desires. She makes him his favorite meal and after they make love. Satisfied, the wife rolls over and goes to sleep. The man, however, asks the wife to make love again a few minutes later. She obliges, seeing as these are his last hours. After they are finished, she again rolls over and tries to go to sleep. The man again awakens her a few minutes later with the same request. This time the women, annoyed, grudgingly accepts. Again she tries to go to sleep but she interrupted once again. This time she loses it,
"Some of us actually have to get up and go to work!"
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