A man in overalls walks into the emergency room...
A man in overalls walks into the emergency room...
Doctor Jokes
An Irish bloke goes to the doctor
and says "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta...
The first Jewish president
On his first day in office, he calls his mother...
A gorgeous young redhead goes to the doctor
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's...
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's...
another sarah and moishe
Sarah has to get some minor surgery or other bu...
An asian man goes to the eye doctor...
Doctor: "Sir you have cataracts."
Asian man: "N...
Yesterday I went to the doctor with a sinus infection
But he told me it was all in my head.
A doctor goes to confession...
"Forgive me father for I have sinned."
The pri...
My LASIK doctor said that if I get 2000 upvotes on this post I'll get free treatment.
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Good news, Bad news joke
Doctor: I have good news, and I have bad news. ...
A man is treated for cancer
The doctor tells him, "You've gone into nocturn...
A man goes to the doctor and says...
"Doc, it hurts when I poke here, when I poke he...
An old farmer, back in times of kolkhoz
lives his life peacefully until one day he real...
"My goodness, you've grown a foot since I last saw you..."
...said the doctor in Chernobyl.
An apple a day
An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. L...
The doctor says to his patient:
"I have bad news and worse news."
Patient: "Alr...
A wealthy old man marries a young woman...
Before long they are in the hospital delivering...
Small World
A lawyer and a doctor are golfing. There are tw...
An architect, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing...
An architect, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing...
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of...
...a colleague on the other end of the line.
"...
A musician goes to the doctor
The doctor is doing some tests, and after readi...
A middle-aged man walks into a pharmacy...
...and asks, slightly embarrassed, the pharmaci...
A man goes to the doctor for a urine test.
The doctor performs the test and tells him that...
Married in the arctic circle
After 30 years of unfulfilling matrimony a crot...