A redneck shows up at the doctors office wearing a tux. The nurse asks him "What are you seeing the doctor for?" The redneck replies "I'm a have one oh them there vasectomies." The nurse looks at him and asks "Then why the tux?" The redneck replies "Well If'en I'm gonna be impotent I wanna look impotent."
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