well, she went in and told her doctor she had been having problems with her weight, And a severe lack of energy.
the doctor prescribed her some energy pills. two weeks later, she came back in for a check up, and the doctor asked how her weight problem was progressing and if the energy pills were working. she replied;"the pills work fine, but they just make me eat faster"
-this is one my boss told to me. credit goes to Dennis lol.
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