**The doctor:** "I had an unusual patient today. He is having problems making a hormone. I really hope I will be able to help him."
**Friend:** "Hmm... weird he came to you about that, but maybe you could give him my number. I've never had that problem."
**The doctor:** (indignantly)"Just because you have never had the problem, does not mean you are qualified to help. I went to medical school!"
**Friend:** "Of course I'm qualified! I've fu*#ed plenty of whores!"
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