A woman pregnant with triplets was a victim in a robbery, and was shot 3 times in the belly. She went to the doctor and he said although the bullets reached the triplets, it wasn't in a critical zone, and eventually the bullets would come out their bodies. 2 healthy girls and a boy were born.
After 12 years, one of the girls was peeing, when she peed the bullet.
- "Mommy, some metal thing just came out of me" - she said.
So, mom explained to her what had happened when she was pregnant.
A week after that, the other girl was peeing, the same thing happened, and the mom explained it again.
After another week, the boy was in the bathroom and calls his mom.
- "Mom, you won't believe what just happened!" - he screamed.
- "It's OK son, you just peed some metal thing, wasn't it?" - she replied.
- "What? No! I was masturbating here in the bathroom when suddenly our dog died".
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