A newly born baby is miraculously able to talk.
The stunned doctors and nurses start asking questions - "How did you learn english?"
The baby replies "I heard many conversations and tv and radio while in the womb".
Then a doctor asks "Were you aware of the whole birth?", "yes, it was a bit stressful, but glad to get into fresh air" says the baby."
Everyone is totally amazed, then a nurse puts the baby in its mum's arms, she is sobbing "I'm your mummy", "I know mummy, I know" says the baby cuddling her.
"and do you know who this man standing next to me is?" she asks looking at her partner.
"Well not my daddy, that's for sure", says the baby,
"how do you know that?" asks the horrified mum,
The baby sighs, "I wasn't born yesterday"
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