It seems a young Redneck couple are in need of a doctor for their baby to be. Unfortunately, even though they live near a large city, it seems none of the available White American doctors have room in their schedule for them. Obviously, Black doctors are out of the question, as are Italians (Catholic), Hispanics (ditto), and of course, Chinese, Japanese, and Irish. Frustrated, they call a family meeting of parents and In-Laws to try and sort out the problem.
"Say what you will about the Jews," ventures a grandfather, "they know their business. It would do in a pinch."
"I hear the Indians are pretty good, too," offers a Mother-in-law, "even if they are on the dark side."
"Technically, Indians are Caucasian," notes the young mother, "so they've got that going for them. And, chicken marsala is pretty tasty."
The Mother-in-law nods as the crowd generally approves.
"I'm thinking maybe a German, "says the other grandfather. "They've been in the doctor business a long time, too."
"Wait a minute!" says the young father. "I think I've got just the guy then. Yep! Right here on the list of Obstetricians!"
"Which one?" asks his wife.
"Gupta von Greenbaum!"
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