Doctor wants to Deer hunting, asks for Ole's help. Northern Minnesota joke, read in accent for more fun.

An old man came into the restaurant I work at the other day and told me this story. I thought it was pretty funny.

A Doctor wants to go deer hunting. He's asking to get someone to cover his shift, but none of the other doctors would come in for him, and he already made plans and everything and the week is getting closer and closer and still he can't find anyone. So, the Doctor asks his friend, Ole, if he could cover the shift for him. "Oh sure, ya, you betcha." he replied.

So, the doctor, heads out to hunt some deer, and has a good time, and comes back to find everything is fine. He asks Ole how it all went:

"Well Doc, I only had three patients."
"How'd it go, Ole?"
"One had a headache, so I gave her tylenol."
"Good."
"And the next had a stomache ache, so I gave her Melox."
"Perfect."
"And the third, you won't believe this, she came in tore off her clothes, jumped on the table, and said 'I haven't seen a man in five years!'"
"Well, what did you do?"
"I gave her eyedrops."