He sees a specialist about it and the doctor recommends masturbation. "A session in the afternoon a few times a week should make you last longer at night."
Guy decides it's worth a shot, but he isn't sure how to go about it. All the kids are home in the afternoons so his house lacks privacy and it's not like he can do it at work.
An idea hits him as he's driving home from work one day, and he pulls over and parks the car at the curb, gets out, and crawls underneath. He lies down and looks around and sure enough his car is wide enough that no one walking by can see what he's doing. So he drops trou and gets to work, closing his eyes to shut out some of the terrible ambiance.
After awhile he feels someone kick his foot and realizes that he might be a bit too tall, but he's getting pretty close so he doesn't stop and he doesn't open his eyes. "Hello?"
"Whatcha doin' there, sir?" he hears from by his feet.
He thinks up a quick explanation, "Oh, I'm just fixing my car!"
"Well you may want to check the brakes while you're down there, your car's rolled down the hill."
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