...because he can't come anymore.
"Doctor I can't come!"
The doctor examines him and gives him some pills. "Take these pills. If you come don't come back but if you don't come well come see me again."
A few weeks later, the guy is back. He tells the secretary: "I came here a few weeks ago because I couldn't come. The doctor gave me these pills and told me not to come if I came, but if I didn't come I was to come straight away. I took the pills and I came. So I didn't come. Now that I can't come anymore, here I am."
The secretary goes to the doctor:
"Doctor, there's this guy whom you told not to come if he came but to come if he couldn't come. He came so he didn't come. But now he can't come, so he came."
The doctor answers:
"Very well Mademoiselle, let him come in".
She says:
"That's what I did, then he left."
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