A young Jewish man gets married and decides to start a family with his wife. His wife gets pregnant almost immediately and they are extremely happy for a while. Once the baby was born, however, they were extremely distressed as he was born with no eyelids.
The doctor, being the genius that he was, decided to take the foreskin from the circumcision and make new eyelids for the baby boy.
The operation worked perfectly and the boy was able to see normally, blink and even wink if he needed to. He was just a little cock-eyed.
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