He tells the doctor, "I have severe troubles with my digestion, what could I possibly do?"
The doctor asks: "Do you drink?" - "Well, sure, every other evening, what's wrong with that?"
"Do you eat a lot of meat?" - "Of course, I wouldn't trade it for the world! Spicy, too, if possible."
The doctor turns to some other papers, and says "Cut back on both, and she'll be apples."
Levenshtein rises from his seat, and wordlessly leaves the practice.
"Hey! My advice is 50 Rubles!" - "Well, who's following it?"
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