He says "Doc! You have to help me out. I put my hearing aid in my ear this morning and I can not get it out!"
The doc says "Don't worry. This happens all the time I'll get it out for you."
After a few minutes of digging around the doctor finally pulls it out. The doc takes a quick look and says "Mr. this is not your hearing aid. This looks like a suppository."
The old man replies "Welp, I guess I know where my hearing aid is."
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