Young Tasmanian women bring home her immigrant boyfriend.

"Dad this is the man I want to marry." She says.Her father grills her with questions. "Let me guess, he's from a poor family and I'll have to pay for the wedding?" He fussed. "His family owns a telco and have offered to pay for the wedding and flights for guests." She says. "Hur, so let me guess he bludges off his family's wealth?" says Dad. "Actually he's studying to become a doctor." She replies. "Well then, has he married before?" He asks, running out of things to complain about. "No, actually he's still a virgin." She says. The dad points to the door and yells "Well if he's not good enough for his own family he's not good enough for mine!"

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