Engineering teacher gave us this one.

So a priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing a round of golf but they are stuck behind an incredibly slow foursome. They keep waiting and finally the groundskeeper drives by and they ask him whats going on with the group ahead.

He explains that the group ahead is made up of four firefighters that, when putting out a fire in the clubhouse a few months earlier, had been blinded by an explosion, and to repay them they are allowed to golf whenever they want.

After hearing the sad news about the four firefighters, the priest immediately says "I will certainly pray for these brave men to regain their sight."

The doctor replies, "And I will talk with my colleagues regarding any cures for injuries like this."

The Engineer asks "Why don't they just play at night?"

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