...and asks if his test results are back.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news, and some even worse news," the doctor says.
"Give me the worse news first, doc."
"Fair enough. The worse news is that you have cancer. The bad news is that you have Alzheimers."
The old man replies "Wow, well at least I don't have cancer."
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