He says "Doc, I think there's a monster under my bed, and I can't go to sleep." The doctor says "all right, take these pills three times a day for a week and tell me if it works.". The man takes the pills and goes back home. A week later, the man doesn't come back, so the doctor calls him."Oh, don't worry. I'm fine now. My bartender cured my phobia."
"How?"
"He told me to saw the legs off my bed."
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