Stephanie Meyer goes to the hospital...
And finds out she has cancer. She asks the doct...
Doctor Jokes
A psychiatrist is testing his patients
He asks the first one "what is 4+2?" The patie...
A wife accompanies her husband to a follow up appointment at his doctor.
Things go normally, but as they are about to le...
An elderly woman goes to the dentist
So an elderly lady goes into a dentists office,...
A man wearing nothing but cellophane walked into a psychiatrist office.
A man wearing nothing but cellophane walked int...
Why did the banana go to a doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
A woman found out that her dog could barely hear,
so she took him to the veterinarian. The vet ...
I visited a Blonde Doctor recently she diagnosed me with Insomnia.
Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose...
I was picking up my medicine earlier for my ADHD, and my Pharmacist told me the greatest joke ever.
I can't seem to remember the joke though. But I...
Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcision doctor?
He got the sack..
Doctor gets a call...My husband just swallowed aspirin By mistake, what should I do?
Doctor: give him some headache now! It will help!
The patient was about to die
"Well," said the doctor,
"He can wait."
The doctor said I had a bad case of kyphosis.
"Are you sure?" I said.
He replied, "Honestly,...
Orthodontist
A guy is on vacation when he gets a huge tootha...
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer go golfing
They get stuck behind a group of golfers who se...
A man starts having a heart attack mid flight...
Person: Is anyone here a doctor?
Vegan: I'm a ...
A salami goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him "Sorry, I can't help you, ..."
"... you're already cured."
Guy gets a call from his doctor...
Doc: I have bad news, and I have worse news.
G...
A train enthusiast was told he had a terminal illness...
One day, a train enthusiast was told he had a t...
What happens to the taxidermist after he eats?
He gets stuffed.
I went to the doctor for a checkup.
A friend asked "Which doctor?"
I replied "No, a...
Went in for a prostate exam...
I asked the doctor where I should put my pants....
Guy walks into a taxidermists with two boxes, one under each arm...
Guy walks into a taxidermists with two boxes, o...
My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age.
I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll h...